have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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