Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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