That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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