Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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