I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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