so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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