Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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