She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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