But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
