I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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