so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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