i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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