he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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