Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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