When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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