yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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