Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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