I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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