She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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