I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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