I hope mine doesn't look like that
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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