Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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