Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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