is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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