we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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