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(815): View more from Illinois

Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco

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(940): View more from Texas

I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.

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(480): View more from Arizona

is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.

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(540): View more from Virginia

it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on

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(817): View more from Texas

Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.

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(+61): View more from Australia

She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week

(812): View more from Indiana

Uh no

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