Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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