i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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