Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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