Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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