Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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