I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wish you could order shots online.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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