Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
it's great music for shaving your balls
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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