My brain says no but my pants say off.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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