I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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