You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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