You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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