Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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