I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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