Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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