I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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