my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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