Is it because I queefed?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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