Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
another moral hangover. fuck.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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