nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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