"it" just moved
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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