singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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