toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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