I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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