Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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