And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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